Ultimately Off-Topic

Sin City 2 New Trailer. Pretty Excited.

Can't wait! Ardian Syaf does great work. 

I HATED Superman: Earth One but absolutely loved Batman: Earth One.

Oh what so you're a cat now? Bad downgrade man, bad downgrade. 


I asked the pizza guy to write a joke in my box, he said he couldn't but he told me this one NSFW



He also told me a racist joke lol

So I got a partnership for my gaming channel

Nintendo's conference = the best


Proof

TGN.

It's the sequel to the film that came out twenty years ago. Dumb and Dumberer was a prequel that I'm assuming will be ignored because it was terrible.


Plans change. Especially DC's plans.


It's also an accurate word

After I watched the Dumb and Dumber To trailer, I went back and watched the first one. For a movie called Dumb and Dumber, the script is pretty smart. All of the jokes have a setup and payoff, and they still make me laugh after many viewings. Even the climax is setup very early in the film, with the FBI agents investigating them and the undercover agent. Hell, Dumb and Dumber's script is probably smarter than Iron Man 3's, which is the exact opposite type of script.
Anyway, for the Dumb and Dumber To trailer, it looked fine. I think they're going with the 21/22 Jump Street marketing instead of the A Million Ways to Die in the West marketing. What I mean by that is, like 21/22 Jump Street, the people in charge of marketing knew that the film would do well because of the stars attached, so they're not putting the best jokes in the trailer. On the other hand, A Million Ways to Die in the West put all the good jokes in the trailer and made the film really boring once you realized that you already saw the good jokes.

My full thoughts on the E3 conferences are in page 41, if anyone's interested. I've updated my original post to include all of the conferences, and my verdict on E3 2014 as a whole.

Has anyone here ever contemplated going to prison? I'm thinking about it. I just think I'm missing out on a lot of opportunities by not going. The opportunity to have all that spare time. I'm being completely serious now. I'm considering it, but I'm not sure what crime I'm going to commit yet. It makes perfect logical sense to me. I'm tired and I need a break but I can't afford to take a holiday. Prison will allow to do SO MUCH that I am not able to do. I'll have so much time to relax and catch up on my reading, like the dozens upon dozens of books, both fiction and nonfiction that I just don't have time to read through otherwise. It'll give me time to reflect on my thoughts, I could write a book myself, which is something I've always wanted to do but have never had the time to do. You get food, water and shelter (that's all the basic human needs) given to you for FREE! (almost. You need to work one hour a day). And most of all, i'll have time to work out four to five hours a day. My progress in my weight training has gotten to the point where I can no longer make anymore progress unless I put in more hours, and I just don't have the time to do that. This is probably my biggest concern. And I definitely won't be able to achieve any of this once I have kids. But in prison I'll have all that time to myself to get my priorities straight. Six months inside prison would give me a DENCH looking body and I'd get to read all the amazing academic and thought-provoking books that I've been dying to read for years. I would literally be able to learn about ANYTHING I wanted, all the cool stuff that I've wanted to learn for so long. I could even learn to speak a language without paying for the classes! In prison you can ask for ANY book you want and they'll lend it to you for as long as your there for free. There are books on science and economics that are too much for me to afford (some are like £80 and they're just science books) and even if I did have the money for them, because I have to work five days a week, go out with mates, hit the gym, clean my flat, cook and be an amazing boyfriend, I wouldn't have time to read them otherwise. So yeah. Six months to a year of prison would give me an incredibly dench looking body and I'll be able to read everything I've ever wanted to read. I probably won't be able to read comics in prison, but after a mere six months of prison, catching up on my comic reading won't be difficult at all. It's all the novels and science books that I want to read, and prison would allow me to achieve that (something I otherwise don't think I'll ever be able to do) and I'll come out a better man. I've known quite a lot of people who have been to prison for petty crimes and they've all said that it's not that bad. I went to visit a friend of mine last year who went to prison on his second offence for getting into a fight when he got drunk. Inside the prison gates the security guards were awesome, the way they chatted to the inmates and how everyone went to the gym or played sports. I was surprised how cool everything was there. It just seemed like an army camp, except you spend most of your time in a cell. And if I can get all my basic human needs adhered to and all the time in the world to read books and do press ups, sit ups and pull ups, I'd be happy as Larry. Just read books and do press ups, sit ups and pull ups! Otherwise, I can't get bigger than what I am now and I'll never be able to read everything I want. Sometimes I feel like I could just sit and read every recorded event in history from start to finish. I would love to do that. I'm not joking. Six months in prison seems absolutely, positively ideal for me. I really want to get more muscular and I would love to dedicate continuous hours to my fitness. But I just don't have the time. I hardly even have the time to relax anymore because I'm so busy all the time.

There's one problem. I'm a moral guy, so it's hard coming up with a way to get locked up. I'm thinking of maybe spray painting graffiti, but I fear that would just give me lots of community service, which I really don't want. If I was to graffiti all over town and was arrested for it, do you guys think I would be given the option to go to a prison not very far away for a short while instead of having to do community service? It's difficult because I don't want to do any community service but I don't want to do anything too immoral either. I know this might seem crazy, and I'm not saying I'm definitely going to do it yet, but I've been thinking about this for a while now and the more I think about it, the more I want to go to prison.


I know of Dumb and Dumberer. But for some reason I thought Dumb and Dumber To came out last year proceeding it. My mistake. But it won't be the same without Lloyd's Beaver.

You're not being very clear. Has Superman: Earth One vol.3's release date been changed from Autumn? Or are Batman: Earth One vol.2 and Wonder Woman: Earth One not coming out anymore? I thought they had just been put on hold. Or if they are still coming out, what has their release date been changed to? I haven't heard anything about them since last year. Then DC seemed to have forgotten about the line. What have you heard that I haven't?

What was so bad about it?

I'm pretty sure the new Earth One Volumes are coming out 2015 sometime, as they were all pushed back.

^ This right here is the very definition of "First World Problems!"

I have a few questions. Will you still have a job after you get out. Is Jail really REALLY FREE?! (No hidden cost or nothing)

Do people get rapped in prison where you're at? How long will that be on your record?

Edit: For the rest of your life!!! I wouldn't do it. 

D&D is a good movie. Most people here should be able to get some giggles out of it, and hopefully the sequel is as good as the first.

Thanks. I hadn't heard anything about them since last November so I wasn't aware.

A criminal record only means you can't join public services, like police, fire brigade, medical and care work. It can effect getting other jobs, but that all depends on what you went in for. Graffiti crime is fine, and in prison they even help you get a job afterwards.


Agreed. I'm really glad you pointed that out. Cattle slavery, eh. Tis a bitch, my friend.


No, I'll have to quit my job first. But I was thinking of doing that anyway and going into something manual labour related so that my muscles get the workout they really need during the day. Every morning, my muscles are crying out to be put under pressure so if I can make them burn early on in the day, that'd be awesome. And that might even give me more free time in the evenings.


For me it will be. Prisoners don't usually have to pay for a thing (except drugs, fags, McDonalds, steroids and some other luxuries).

You mean raped? I'm pretty sure that only happens in some maximum penitentiaries. And in my country, people of different sexualities are separated to avoid discriminative abuse. Thank you Human Rights Act of '88.

I've known dozens of kids my age who have gone to prison and they never got raped. That's more of a myth than anything. One of my friends got punched in the eye during his first week there, but he eventually manned up and then became friends with the guy who hit him. Harsh, but it'll teach me a thing or two. Besides, if anyone wants to fight me they're more than welcome to. Apparently the first week is always tough but then after that you're plain sailing. I've got mates who want to go back there because they had such a good time the first time round.

Lol. One of my mates decided to run around the prison completely naked. All the inmates were laughing and having a good time watching as all the prison guards chased him around the field. He said he did that a few times just for a laugh. And got a lot of respect for it too.


Nah, only for a little while until I get dench and have read all the books I need to read, which will take me a looooong while. It's cool. Most people who go to prison do a lot of reading. It got quite a few people I know to start appreciating literature, as there wasn't much else to do. Now, they love reading. It's amazing what it can do to some people. All the ex-cons I know really appreciate a good book, whereas they probably would have never picked one up before.

The more I think about prison, the more I want to go, but the more I want to go, the scarier the consequences seem, the scarier the consequences seem, the more discouraged I am to commit a criminal offence.

Then I think, which is the real prison? Working so hard almost every day without receiving anything beneficial, or staying in a cell to eat, sleep, read and exercise and achieve my heart's desire to get dench and read all the books I want for free? I can't go on like this! I work all day, then clean, then gym, then cook, and then I'm only left with little under two hours to either see my friends or spend time with my girlfriend, by which time I'm knackered. And I don't have the money to do much else. I have to trade-wait all my comics and I can never afford to go on holiday or even buy a freaking computer game. My girlfriend wants to go out on dates but we can only do that once every couple of months.

I love my girlfriend so much. If she ever leaves me, that's it, I'm just going to stay in prison. She's wonderful and beautiful and she's studying medicine in Oxford. It feels awful that I'm literally waiting for her to become a doctor so that I can live a more comfortable life. Is that bad? I feel horrible for wanting such a thing. We'll have kids hopefully, and that would be wonderful, but she'll be the main financial provider and I still won't have much money or free time. But if she becomes a doctor, I won't have to work so much. And I feel horrible for wanting that. I don't deserve her.


It's all good. They've got droids on set. Mark Hamill received a cybernetic hand after he got his real hand cut off, so hopefully they'll provide Ford with a cybernetic ankle.

I kind of just figured he was batshit insane way back when he was still Robbie.

EDIT: This is a joke. I am drunk. Love you man. Please don't slit my throat in my sleep to get into jail. <3


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